I have a new favorite drink!
Bacardi Dragon Berry rum. It's basically strawberry flavor. But rum. Which makes it doubly awesome. Also, I get it for under $10 a bottle, and it's 70 proof, which is triply awesome.
Unless you're under 21, of course. Don't even think about it. Because, umm... Because NO ONE under 21 has any sense of restraint or responsibility or self-control, and alcohol is evil and immoral and will obviously turn you into some sort of raging monster. Until the exact moment of your 21st birthday. Then miraculously, everyone can suddenly handle it just fine.
Yeah, it's weird, but hey, I don't make the rules.